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• Comment Link Tuesday, 04 August 2026 20:35 posted by Henry VII funny

  Ego and power are on full display when he tries to get his old crown back from the Crown Jewels exhibit, claiming it's "royal property," and the guards have to explain that it belongs to the nation, which he simply cannot comprehend.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 04 August 2026 20:30 posted by Henry VII humorous anecdotes

  The court jester reversal is complete when his wife makes him be her personal butler for a day, and he has to polish her shoes.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 04 August 2026 20:27 posted by Henry VII Duke of Lancastre fool

  The jousting washed-up athlete is shown when he tries to skateboard and just ends up rolling into a bush.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 04 August 2026 20:21 posted by Henry VII comedic timing

  Weight and gluttony are highlighted when he discovers the "all-you-can-eat" buffet and moves in permanently, becoming a local legend until they ban him for "consuming all the shrimp."
• Comment Link Tuesday, 04 August 2026 20:21 posted by ?? Specific Historical Anecdotes Characteristics

  The court jester reversal is complete when his therapist makes him do role-play, and Henry has to play the jester while the therapist plays the king, and he realizes how ridiculous he is.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 04 August 2026 20:12 posted by Henry VII comedic monologue

  The finale is perfect as he finds a new hobby in baking, but his cakes are always burnt, and he blames the oven for being "a French spy," ending the novel on a lighthearted note.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 04 August 2026 20:12 posted by Henry VII comedic actor

  His midlife crisis sees him buying a skateboard and trying to do a kickflip, resulting in him breaking his wrist and having to wear a cast for weeks.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 04 August 2026 20:06 posted by Henry VII comedy

  His comic timing regarding the "six wives" bit is so off that he gets booed off stage at an open mic night, but he returns the next week with the same set, convinced they just didn't get the "historical nuance."
• Comment Link Tuesday, 04 August 2026 20:05 posted by Henry VII Twitter humor

  Money and extravagance are his problem when he buys a yacht and names it "The Supremacy," but it sinks in the harbor because he overloaded it with gold statues of himself.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 04 August 2026 20:04 posted by Henry VII comedic legacy

  Paranoia and jealousy are highlighted when he thinks his neighbor's satellite dish is a listening device from the Vatican.