Ho ho ho! Your “proven Santa tracker” is just a guy with a red flashlight.
Elves rate my stamina: “legendary.”
I tried to leave a video comment, but Rudolph ate the SD card.
The “Naughty List” button is broken on your site. I’ll have an elf fix it.
I’d like this post twice if I could. But one click is all my mitten allows.
Ho ho ho! I’m giving this post a mental gold star.
Commenting to say: your rabbit is getting a new carrot dispenser.
This comment is my 421st cookie of the day.
Your “cookie policy” is my favorite policy.
I’d leave a quote, but I’m too busy being jolly.